Drew Carey to Host Price is Right

You heard it right folks, or if you hadn't heard it yet, Drew Carey is the new host of the Price is Right. Perfect. I think he is a good fit, we'll just have to watch and see. BUT, I must ask, is this how he wants to end his career? He could do the show for another 30 years, right? Let's just see if I can find the contract that was signed, hold on. *searching the internet* It looks like he has signed a 5-year contract, which isn't bad. That way if the show were to tank, he can get out without feeling bad about it.

I think he'll do just fine and I like him, so the show might even be a little more fun to watch.


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Britney CAN Drive

But only to her next court date LOL. This is starting to get alarming. I was watching TMZ last night and they did a little story on "how to be a good mom", featuring all Britney's mishaps. What a piece of trash and it's really getting sad, don't you think?

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Sutherland Arrested for DUI

Another DUI for "24" star, Keiffer Sutherland. This time he is out on $25,000 bail. I thought, what the heck is with that bail being so high, then I remembered that he most likely has deep pockets so the courts figured they better dig in there a little.


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"Britney Guy" making it big

You have seen this "guy" all over the Internet and Youtube.com. Now this Internet superstar is going to have his own television show. That's right, apparently being posted all over the Internet is a good thing. This guy started video blogging about 1 year ago, but everyone will remember him by the one video he did following Britney's horrible performance on MTV Music Awards. The short video shows Crocker, his stage name, defending Britney and saying that if "anyone has a problem with her, you can deal with me".

Whatever gets you to the top, but he should remember what got him there. I am sure he won't most over night stars don't once they get all caught up in the rock-n-roll atmosphere.

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OJ Simpson has to be Stopped!

What next for this z-lister? The guy is obviously hard up for money, doesn't want to pack groceries for money or get a real job with his sports background. Now he is being accused of robbing a guy? What the heck is next, kidnapping and a hostage situation leading to murder suicide? Man, it's been a while since he made quality news, but I must say that this is quite an interesting story so far. I am sure it will get better.

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Britney has Fans (?)

Until I read that fans of Britney Spears are defending her (VMA antics) online. I guess the question here is that she STILL has fans. She has been all over the place and then some so much lately, I would have imagined that at least some of her fans dumped her for the next biggest thing.

Guess I was wrong, or maybe it's because I don't really care about it anymore than being entertained by the news following her around "just in case" she flips again :)

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Brad Pitt Gets a Hug

A crazy fan of Brad Pitt thought it would be ok to rush through a crowd of autograph hounds and give the super star actor a hug. Little did she know that Brad has security guards and they are not happy about Brad getting hugs. I would imaging the security guards will be getting a lesson or two in how to spot a crazy person from a mile away.

In the October issue of Details, Brad offered up this little tid-bit:

"The only thing that frightens me today is something happening to my kids or something happening to Angie."

How nice.


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Britney Spears: What's up With That?

Has the whole world gone crazy? I am the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Every morning I wake up and by the time I get to the frontpage of MSN.com, there is already a crap load of trashy news in the entertainment industry that wasn't there the morning before.

Today I read about Britney's OK photoshoot that went nuts and how she walked away with thousands of dollars of clothes and jewelry. Why is she still in the spotlight? I wonder how long it will be before we read about her being found face first in a pile of cocaine and red bull cans all over the room.

She has lost it. There is not a doubt in my mind that she has gone off the deep end and all I can think about is "What about the children?" Who takes care of these poor things when mommy is out all night sucky red bull and smoking like a chimney?

Just another example as to why "kids" cannot have children. They will grow up never knowing their mother, or father for that matter, and most likely be as messed up as the parents are. Too bad, for us that is.

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Steve Martin Marries in LA this Week

The long time "wild and crazy guy" has gotten hitched! That's right, Steve Martin has married his girlfriend Anne Stringfield in a small 75 or so guest ceremony at his home in LA.

Steve's best man was Lorne Michaels, creator of Saturday Night Live, and other guest included actor Tom Hanks, Diane Keaton, Eugene Levy and Carl Reiner. Although the guests showed up, it was reported that they were not told they were going to a wedding.

This is Steve's second marriage and Anne's first. Steve and Anne dated for about 3 years before getting married this week. We wish the them the best!

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Jon Lovitz Kills Andy Dick, oh wait, I am Dreaming Again!

I am sure that all of you have seen or heard about Jon Lovitz laying the smack down on Andy Dick recently at the Laugh Factory. Well, if you didn't, here is my take on it.


This goes way back when Jon accused Dick of giving Phil Hartman's wife cocaine after she had been sober for nearly 10 years. 5 months later, Phil was dead. Jon did not let that part of this life go anytime soon.


At a recent stand-up event in LA at the Laugh Factory. A drunk Andy Dick told Lovitz that he had put the "Phil Hartman Hex" on him as well. When asked what he meant, Andy said that he only mentioned that because Lovitz said Andy killed Phil, which he never actually said.


Shortly after that, Andy asked Jon to be in his next movie. The next thing Andy knew, was he was being tossed about before security guards put a stop to it. Nice, Andy Dick is funny sometimes, but crossing the line is not funny most of the time.



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Wait, One Last Post! It's About Paris

She is out of jail, finally! Whew, believe it or not, she made it and now we can all get back to our normal boring lives. Don't forget about the $1 million she is charging for an interview, or the half way home she wants to start to help all the tarts she did her "hard time" with.

What a joke? How long before we can stop hearing about this chick?


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Paris in, Paris out, Paris in and shake it all about

I see this is all over the internet by now, but I figured that I would toss my two cents into the kitty.


I think this is just a coincidence, but this post about how Paris thought she could do what she wanted is interestingly close to my post about brats, don't you think? We all know the stupid story so I am not even going to go there, but what the hell is going on here? It's all about the money. Her lawyers see her money, they play the "she's a mental case" card, maybe the judge who excused her saw some money signs, heck, maybe even the "private" doctor saw some money. That's all it takes and the "brats" in society get to do what they want.

Oh wait though, she's going back to jail. I am sure it's not because she looked like a total retard leaving the jail and the publicity would be bad. Nah, she probably just wanted to make sure she did the right thing, like not violating parole in the first place :)

Perfect quote from the movie "Liar Liar", "Stop breaking the law asshole".

Poor Knight Rider Guy

What a bummer for David Hasslehoff. First he is broadcasted all over YouTube.com as a bumbling drunken idiot by his daughter, now he was seen yelling at this daughter on a tape that was played on the TV show Extra! When will people learn? Does anyone feel sorry for this schlup-isss?

To make matters worse, they might as well bring Knight Rider back and complete the career bomb!

Song of the Day:
"Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down


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