What do you know about your city's "Finest"?

Where I live we have what I call, "cream of the crop". Usually a little article or so in our local newspaper that outlines the dumbass actions of criminals in our area. Things like passing a fake $20 bill that is only printed on ONE side or someone trying to smuggle drugs INTO jail inbetween their toes. Stories like that pepper our local newspaper every week and it can get quite a bit entertaining.

I run to the newspaper everyday to check and see if I can read about the latest and greatest dumbass crimes that are committed in our, some say small, some say large, city.

Just a random rant.

Enjoy!